lindsay lohan lesbianWe all know Lindsay Lohan is a hot celebrity lesbian, and her lesbian girlfriend Sam Ronson is not!

I think she is simply piggy-backing on Lindsay’s fame, although her fame is on a slippery downward spiral right now.

Face facts Sam Ronson lovers, before Lindsay, Sam had very little bookings as a DJ, after Lindsay her bookings jumped up, it has even been said that bookings were cancelled when the clients knew Lindsay would not be with Sam.

What does that tell you????

Sam Ronson, knows exactly what she is doing, and Lindsays family know too!

Seems like celebs, lesbian or not, are not coping too well of late.

Take Mischa Barton for example, have you seen the state of her lately, man she looks ill, apparently she cant cope with a recent break up!

That’s because she keeps dating guys!

Wake up Mischa, you have been in more lesbian movies than I can shake stick at, your obviously a lesbian, date some women and your problems will be gone, trust me, I am a lesbian, I never lie!

Anyway back to poor old Lindsay Lohan with the flagging career…

Apparently she is about to experience some new bush, not Sam Ronson’s, a real bush!

Both the Uk and the USA versions of “I’m a celebrity get me out of here” are after Lindsay to appear on their tv show.

Let’s face it, her career has been on the downward spiral for months, she totally needs a kick up her skinny lil ass and get her career back on track.

Lately all she has been doing is falling out of taxis and night clubs with her lady-bush on show
with Sam Ronson, lesbian celebrity wannabee, in tow.

Apparently, the powers that be have deemed our lovely Lindsay to be the perfect
person for a reality show like I’m A Celeb.

This translates to she is on the verge of a breakdown and is desperate for cash!

The UK version has just started working on recruiting the new
line-up and so far we have a lesbian Samantha Fox, god help us all, we all know what Sam was like the last time she appeared on a reality tv show!

I love Sam Fox, her song “touch me” was excellent lol but I am not sure if I am ready to see her, warts and all again, nor do I think it will do her any favours appearing on Im a celeb, unless she can stay away from the booze!

Meanwhile the US version, hosted by our very own, reality tv star, Myleene Klass, is approaching Lindsay’s people to try to tempt her
into jungle.

Tell you what Myleene, Lyndsay loves a bit of bush, just do a re-enactment of your own personal “im a celeb” shower scene and Lyndsay will be all ours!

I personally think Lindsay would be shit on I’m a celeb, she is not a “mean girl” she is a “messed up” girl who needs to ditch that witch of an ex girlfriend and hook up with Betty Ford anytime soon!

Sally x

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