So hands up (not literally) all those lesbians out there who fake having orgasms? Lesbians fake orgasms FACT!!!

Seriously, if you think women only know how to fake an orgasm with a man, your seriously deluded my lesbian friend.

Lesbians know to how to fake an orgasms with other lesbians too!

Did you honestly think that you are so great in bed that no women has every faked an orgasm in bed with you?

Maybe you have even faked an orgasm yourself with another woman?

It’s not something that people, not just lesbians, are ready to admit to.

In fact I recently sent a text message to a few of my mates and all it said was…

“Hey you ever faked an orgasm with a woman”.

Eight out of ten Glasgow Lesbians fake an orgasm FACT!!! (I actually suspect it was ten out of ten!)

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So What Do Two Lesbians Do In Bed Together?

Well they have sex dummy!

Apparently not, it seems rather than fucking in bed lesbians sleep!

Ok so us lesbians like kissing in bed, making out in bed and just basically having sex in bed right?

I don’t know about you, but I get sick and tired of guys or straight girls asking me what two lesbians do in bed together, we are not aliens you know!

I always answer with the same, comment…

When two lesbians are in bed together, they SLEEP!

Now we all know that what people really mean when they ask what lesbians do in bed together, is they mean how do we erm make love!

How rude!

You just don’t ask what people what they do in bed!

I mean, I would never ask any of my straight friends what they do in bed right?

So why do people think is it ok to ask a lesbian what she does when she is in bed with her gorgeous lesbian girlfriend???

I know most people are just curious as to what lesbians get up to underneath the covers on the bed, but is lesbian sex really that interesting?

Guys just want a piece of the lesbian pie!

Ok we know why guys think lesbians fucking are hot, cos they wish they could get in on the action right?

But I actually get really embarrassed when straight women ask me.

My boss asks how I fuck my girlfriend!

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“Surviving a Lesbian One Night Stand”

Hello Lovely Lesbians,

Ok, so what exactly is a one night stand…

By definition, a one-night stand has no past, no future and a limited present.

So you basically have sex with a person, female in this case, and never see them again or intend to have any sort of relationship with them.

Sounds great eh!

Lots of Lesbian Sex with no strings woohoo!

Erm well, nah it’s not really.

I have had a few one night stands and all of them, except one, were kinda shit to be honest.

A one night stand is often referred to as “empty sex” and it’s exactly that in my opinion.

There is no loving sweet feeling afterward, no connection, no warm glow, there is simply an emptiness inside you.

Don’t get me wrong, some people may love one night stands, but after a few, I couldn’t be bothered with them and I would never have a one night stand again.

I can say never, because I have been in a drunken state, in bed with a girl many times and never ever slept with them.

A year or so ago I would have “done the deed” but not now, I think maybe I have finally grown up, faint!

So because I have had a few one night stands, I have a little survival guide for those of you lesbians who still want some no strings, empty sex!

First I will tell you…

“How to choose your ideal lesbian one night stand”

Ok, you should never have a lesbian one night stand with:

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11 Ways To Come Out As A Lesbian By Glasgow Lesbian Author

Ok, so we all know how difficult it can be coming out as Gay or Lesbian.

Even in this day and age, being gay / lesbian or bi-sexual still has some stigma attached to it.

Although the world has become a more gay or lesbian friendly place, many people are still very bigoted and refuse to accept homosexuality.

But the more people that come out as being gay the better, when people who are narrow minded about sexuality are confronted with a loved one, or friend being gay, their views are challenged and often changed.

Being Gay does not mean the death sentence, well not in the UK it doesn’t and if this type of sentence applies anywhere worldwide, then we should all do everything we can to stop homosexual gay or lesbian persecution.

After all, if God created us this way, then who are we to argue?

None of us made a choice at birth to be gay or lesbian, just like “straight” people, we simply find the same sex has more attractive features than the opposite sex.

As a Glasgow Lesbian, living somewhat in the dark ages, I did struggle to come out, but I got there in the end.

I hope you find the courage and or inspiration to come out as a Lesbian too.

So here are my top eleven ways to come out as a Lesbian:

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