The Lesbian Ex Race …

It’s over, let the lesbian mind games begin…

Ok ladies,

So we know the scenario oh so well, the beautiful relationship has ended!

Yes that’s right…

You are not going to be with them forever.

You are not going to move in with them.

You are not going to take them to your sister’s wedding.

You are not going to take them to your brother’s baby’s christening.

You are not going to pass go, you are not collecting £200!!!

But what you are going to do is start the lesbian ex race…

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Glasgow Lesbians Loose in Dels, FHQ and Polo…

I was sitting, well lying in my bed most of the day today, nursing a slightly annoying hangover, not a bad one, just one of those over-tired hangovers.

The hangover or over-tiredness was due to being out last night with my friend Steph, we met about 7.30pm in DELS (Delmonicas) which is a mixed gay pub in Glasgow.

It was quite quiet at the start of the night so we only had a couple in there, I was on the “half” lagers, I never have liked drinking a BIG PINT all to myself, it’s not because my hands are so small that I can’t hold a pint glass, I just feel like a dick with a big pint.

The thing is no one likes buying me a half pint of lager because they feel stupid, you can’t win!

Half lagers were all I was drinking because I didn’t want to get as drunk as I did the last (few) times I had been out. I am still nursing a big bruise on the back of my shoulder from falling down the last few steps of the Polo (Mixed Gay Nightclub in Glasgow) stairs.

Ouch, it still really hurts, I told Steph last night about it, and she asked what bit hurt, when I pointed to it, she proceeded to jab the sore part repeatedly with her big boney finger!

Thanks for that Steph!

Anyway, I am sick of waking up in agony from scrapes and falls so I was determined I would not neck every alcoholic drink I could get my hands on, and instead have a nice sober(ish) night out for once.

Famous last words…

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Glasgow Lesbians and The Monkey Mentality

(This is not just associated with Glasgow Lesbians!)

Ok, so what is the Monkey Mentality?

Well I was speaking with my friend Paul a while ago, one night I was on a back-shift at my old work, and the perv that he is, he always liked to ask me how my love life was going.

Not because he was interested but because it turned him on, his words not mine!

I actually hate the word “semi” for many MANY REASONS!

I am not sure why guys always seem to think two girls getting it on is so sexy?

Ok, I do know two lesbians getting it on IS sexy, but I am not sure why he or any other guy on the planet does, because basically most lesbians wouldn’t want a guy watching never mind joining in!

I am rambling again, and yes, I do… do this in person, especially drunk, I never shut up.

So back to the Lesbian Monkey Mentality!

I have never watched a lesbian swinging through a tree, but if there are any naked lesbians out there who would like to show me a demo, feel free to email me wink wink.

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