New Glasgow Lesbians Drama, Lip Service coming to BBC3 woohoo!

Finally a Glasgow L Word or Lesbian Drama TV Show has been commissioned by the BBC so we can see some lesbians in Glasgow living their lesbian lives!

The lesbian drama will be filmed in Glasgow too and no doubt in the Glasgow Lesbian Scene pubs, bars and clubs, yes all 5 or so of them lol.

I was browsing my @GlasgowLesbians messages on Twitter when one of my twitter mates, Lizzie the Lezzie (Fab Girl, to follow her on twitter click this : Lizzy The Lezzy and to watch the Lizzy The Lezzy Cartoons on You Tube click here) sent me a message about a new lesbian drama based in Glasgow.

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So hands up (not literally) all those lesbians out there who fake having orgasms? Lesbians fake orgasms FACT!!!

Seriously, if you think women only know how to fake an orgasm with a man, your seriously deluded my lesbian friend.

Lesbians know to how to fake an orgasms with other lesbians too!

Did you honestly think that you are so great in bed that no women has every faked an orgasm in bed with you?

Maybe you have even faked an orgasm yourself with another woman?

It’s not something that people, not just lesbians, are ready to admit to.

In fact I recently sent a text message to a few of my mates and all it said was…

“Hey you ever faked an orgasm with a woman”.

Eight out of ten Glasgow Lesbians fake an orgasm FACT!!! (I actually suspect it was ten out of ten!)

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So is lesbian rape fact or fiction?

Do lesbians really rape other lesbians?

A lesbian rape documentary “She Stole My Voice” clearly portrays lesbian rape as a regularly occurrence amongst lesbians, so yes, lesbians do rape lesbians.

I recently had an email from one of my blog subscribers regarding this very matter and for once I was lost for words, I do not know what to say about lesbian rape, but it made me search the internet to try and understand this terrible act a little more.

I used to think I knew everything there was to know about being a lesbian, I innocently never even thought about lesbians raping each other.

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Ok so lesbians have periods just like normal women, cos we are normal after all!

In fact, I reckon lesbians have more periods than straight women.

Why?

Well most lesbians are not on the contraceptive pill, unless they are bi and pretending to regulate their period cycle!

My arse!

Your on the pill cos you intend to shag a boy or man at some point and we all know it!

Many straight women, skip and miss periods simply by taking their pill, over the time they are supposed to menstruate, this means that in the 7 day break of taking the pill, they continue to take it, in order to miss a period.

This is of course fab if your going on holiday, I used to do it all the time!

No one wants a period on holiday yes?

Now I don’t know about you, but I hate having my period,

I cant stand the pms or pmt, the crying for no apparent reason, the amount of knickers I have ruined, the cramps, the amount of sex I have missed out on etc etc the list goes on and on and on and on…..

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Finally a Uk Lesbian Drama Show by Far Out Tv will soon be released for all us UK lesbians.

I have done a quick Far Out Tv video showing you the Far Out Cast Members, and some behind the scene photos from the newest UK Lesbian Series.

I have also included a few videos from Far Out Tv themselves.

Far Out UK L Word Online Lesbian Drama

See what Faye Hughes of FarOut Tv has to say below, ps I think she is kinda sexy but that’s probably because I have a “thing” for English accents!

Faye Hughes Lesbian Far Out Tv Story

Watch the official Far Out Tv Trailer below and see the cast for this latest UK lesbian drama series…

Far Out Tv New Lesbian Series Teaser

Watch out for future posts on Far Out Tv here and be on the look out for a special event coming that will allow you to buy tickets to watch the very first screening of Far Out Tv, you might even get to meet the cast from the Lesbian Show too!

Like I said before this new lesbian show aptly named Far Out, is the brainchild of Faye Hughes and is being hailed as the Lesbian “Queer as Folk” or the UK lesbian version of the “L Word“.

Far Out Tv promises to be a funny, gripping lesbian show that will take viewers on an emotional, sexy, roller coaster of a ride through contemporary lesbian life.

I am sure us lesbians will wait with baited breath to see what Faye comes up with and hopefully we shall have a new lesbian series to follow in absence of the L Word, bring on Far Out TV!

Stay gay, Sally x

ps. I you simply can’t wait for Far Out Tv to release their new lesbian series, you can get photos, interviews and even join the Far Out TV forum by clicking here.

So What Do Two Lesbians Do In Bed Together?

Well they have sex dummy!

Apparently not, it seems rather than fucking in bed lesbians sleep!

Ok so us lesbians like kissing in bed, making out in bed and just basically having sex in bed right?

I don’t know about you, but I get sick and tired of guys or straight girls asking me what two lesbians do in bed together, we are not aliens you know!

I always answer with the same, comment…

When two lesbians are in bed together, they SLEEP!

Now we all know that what people really mean when they ask what lesbians do in bed together, is they mean how do we erm make love!

How rude!

You just don’t ask what people what they do in bed!

I mean, I would never ask any of my straight friends what they do in bed right?

So why do people think is it ok to ask a lesbian what she does when she is in bed with her gorgeous lesbian girlfriend???

I know most people are just curious as to what lesbians get up to underneath the covers on the bed, but is lesbian sex really that interesting?

Guys just want a piece of the lesbian pie!

Ok we know why guys think lesbians fucking are hot, cos they wish they could get in on the action right?

But I actually get really embarrassed when straight women ask me.

My boss asks how I fuck my girlfriend!

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Lesbian Girls Most Famous Heroines Results

Today 2600 lesbian girls voted their most Famous Heroines.

Now I am not one to judge, but Angelia Jolie was voted the ultimate lesbian heroine, wtf!

Oh my god, what’s up with that!

My personal favourite, Britney, was stuck away down at position 16, now we all know if we could choose a lesbian position for Britney it would be 69!

Anyway, just a quick post to let you know the results of the lesbian girls poll.

See if your favourite woman, not lesbian women, just women in general made the cut!

The complete top 20 ranking of lesbian heroines is, drum roll please…

1. Angelina Jolie

2. Madonna

3. Pink

4. Martina Navratilova

5. Ellen DeGeneres

6. Kylie Minogue

7. Lady Gaga

8. Annie Lennox

9. Beyoncé

10. Germaine Greer

11. Liza Minnelli

12. Gwen Stefani

13. Cher

14. Janet Jackson

15. Tori Amos

16. Britney Spears

17. Cyndi Lauper

18. Scarlet Johansson

19. Sarah Jessica Parker

20. Dolly Parton

Not quite sure why I never made the list, they should have surveyed Glasgow Lesbians!

I personally don’t agree with the top 20, but hey if all us lesbians had the same taste it would be a very boring world wouldn’t it!

Stay gay, Sally x

Signs Your Lesbian Ex Girlfriend Wants You Back

Ok, so we pretty much all have a lesbian ex girlfriend right?

But do we really want our lesbian ex girlfriend back?

Hmmmm….

NOPE!

I don’t want ANY of my lesbian ex-girlfriends back and that’s for sure.

However, even though you might not want your ex girlfriend back, that does not mean that she will take her claws out of you!

Now she may not even want you back, but that does not mean you are allowed a new girlfriend, no way, your ex girlfriend is going to try and mess with your head.

She is going to keep dangling you on a string, keep messing with your head, and ultimately keep her claws firmly dug into you.

She will play a cat and mouse game of “she loves me, she loves me not” with you.

She will toy with your affections, make you believe she wants you back then, dump you all over again.

This will go on as long as you allow it to.

Lesbians and ex girlfriends are like dogs with bones, they just wont let go!

Now if you are not sure if your ex girlfriend is trying to mess with your head, I have listed 10 ways below, if you recognise any, then you have a 100% proper head fucking ex…

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“Lesbians, Lies and Dirty Lovebites”

This week I would like to blog about glasgow lesbians, their dirty lies and filthy lovebites!

Ok hands up which of you lesbians have had a big dirty lovebite…shame on you!

I can picture Heather sitting in front of her pc holding up her hand cos she has a big dirty love bite courtesy of her gf Kelly!

Shame on you two!!!

So according to wikipedia a love bite is:

A love-bite is a temporary bruise or mark caused by kissing, sucking or biting the skin forcefully enough to burst blood vessels beneath the skin.

Love-bites typically last from four to twelve days and may be treated in the same way as other bruises.

The terms hickey (hicky, or hickie) or shagger is often applied to a love-bite on the neck area.

Love-bites can be a purple like color similar to other types of contusions, or a cluster of Red speckles.

According to Glasgow Lesbians a love bite is:

BLOODY MINGING!

How can you possibly think a big dirty love bite has anything to do with love!

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Glasgow Lesbians, Do You Seduce Straight Woman?

According to my Glasgow Lesbian Scene friends, yes lesbians do seduce straight women, in fact lesbians will seduce gay, straight, bi-sexual and first time lesbians!

So according to us Glasgow lesbians, anyone is fair game when it comes to the matter of lesbian sex and love!

Now you could say that if straight women are being seduced by lesbians, then surely they must be lesbians themselves right?

Apparently NOT!

Some women are curious to fuck a lesbian for one night!

If you are going to have a one night stand with a straight woman, or lesbian women, then I suggest you read my other post titled “surviving a lesbian one night stand” first!

I suppose if I think about, most of us were straight women who were seduced by a lesbian yes?

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