Should lesbians be french kissing in public?

Ok, so I am walking / staggering down the street after another night out at the lovely Polo Lounge, gay / lesbian nightclub in Glasgow, UK.

And low and behold what do I see…

Two lesbians (not hot ones either) french kissing passionately outside the Polo Lounge, in the middle of the road too I might add.

Now I don’t mind lesbians french kissing, in fact I quite like watching lesbians (hot ones) french kissing, but maybe not in the middle of the street in Glasgow on a Saturday night!

I have often discussed pda’s (public displays of affection) which I don’t really do if I am honest, it’s not because I am worried I will get funny looks or get called anti-lesbian names, I just don’t like showing too much affection in public.

Before I came out I didn’t kiss any boyfriends in public either, nor hold their hand, so it’s nothing to do with my current partners being female or lesbian.

French Kissing In The Back Of A Taxi Cab Anyone?

I remember one time when I was seeing a girl Kirsty and we were in the taxi from East Kilbride heading into Dels (Delmonicas) in Glasgow.  We had decided not to get too pissed or tanked up before we went out, so we were both stone cold sober.

Now, we were sitting in the taxi, gabbing and having a laugh when she asked me to kiss her.

So of course I gave her a lil peck on the cheek and that was that right?

Wrong!

No she wanted a full big massive french kiss right in the back of the cab.

So I said no.

I don’t do that sort of thing, and I wasn’t comfortable french kissing her when the taxi driver was obviously watching in the mirror.

Kirsty didn’t take the news very well that I wouldn’t kiss her, in fact, she fell out with me.

Yes, I know it’s hard to believe a lesbian could be so childish, immature and petty over such a trivial thing but she did.

In fact, she didn’t talk to me the whole of the journey into Glasgow, which takes at least 20 minutes from East Kilbride.

What a joy joy joy night out that turned out to be!

Now I have thought about this over and over again, and I still don’t think I was in the wrong (do I ever think I am the wrong, NOPE!)

Surely if I don’t want to passionately snog in the back of a taxi then I shouldn’t have too should I?

I often think that sometimes lesbians try to test you out, and see how far they can push you, see how much you are willing to bend (literally) to make them happy.

Well I am kinda not for any bending out of the bedroom, so they really shouldn’t try and push me to do anything because I will do the opposite, it really is my way or the high way.

Anyway why would you want to “force” or “gently persuade” your partner into doing something they obviously don’t want to do, it’s not right, don’t force someone to do anything, period!

I am all for french kissing, chin kissing, butterfly kissing, wet kissing, suck kissing, basically any kissing in the privacy of my own home.

This is not to say I don’t “sneak” a kiss in public, I remember when I was dating Emma, my favourite game was kissing in the lift or elevator.

You see Emma was always paranoid we would get caught kissing, but she loved the risk, so whenever we were in a lift we would have a little snog.

It’s fun, try it!!!

Of course no one else was in the lift at the same time, and we checked there was not a security camera inside it.

Also a good idea not to do it in a glass elevator too!

Anyway we would kiss, and of course before the elevator doors opened we would stop.

But I would leave it to the very very very last second to stop kissing, almost giving Emma heart failure, it was very funny, well we thought it was anyway so that’s the main thing.

Having sneaky secret kisses can be so much more fun than just snogging right in front of people, when you add an element of risk, the enjoyment factor increases.

Kissing is actually really good for you too, a nice long snog can improve your skin, help circulation, prevent tooth decay and even relieve headaches too!

Plus it’s also good to know that you burn about 26 calories when you passionately kiss for a minute, so go find a hot lesbian and kiss your way thin ladies!

Now you can scoff as much chocolate as you like, so long as you remember to kiss off those calories!

NOTE: Kissing your own hand passionately for 1 minute does not use this amount of calories, I tried!

I wonder how many calories the couple burned off who hold the record for the longest kiss which took place in New York City on 5th December 2001, they kissed for a massive 30 hours, 59 minutes and 27 seconds.

Ouch, their lips must have hurt real bad after that, but well done to them.

The record for underwater kissing is set at 2 minutes 18 seconds, so grab your favourite lesbian and go for a swim, see if you can kiss underwater for longer.

I am a very poor swimmer, when we were learning swimming at school I was too busy kissing Nicky Lyon under the water rather than learning to swim.

It is also useless (yes useless not useful) to know that the average person spends 336 hours of their life kissing.

A hot person spends around 672 hours of their life kissing.

An ugly person spends around 0 hours of their life kissing.

I obviously made the last two up!!!

If you think about it there are millions of ways to kiss too, not just if you are a lesbian!

How Many Ways Can You Kiss A Lesbian???

There are so many variations of kissing it’s no wonder people just love to kiss.

I am not sure if you agree with me on this but do you remember how you kissed when you were younger, say between 11-15 years old?

Well I kissed very differently, I am not sure why but I did.

It was like a race, after the count to five, usually interrupted by fits of giggles, you started kissing at ninety miles per hour.

Me and Emma used to play another game called 14 yr old kissing, no we didn’t kiss 14 year old lesbians, we kissed each other like we used to kiss when we were 14.

It’s actually disgusting but funny as fcuk, ok so I admit we played really dumb games but it stopped things becoming boring, kinda.

My pet hate is lots of saliva when kissing, ewwwwwwwwwww total turn off.

There really is no excuse not to be able to kiss, it’s pretty simple to do!

But it seems there are many different types of kissing…

Wet Kissing

Wet kissing as I mentioned before is not nice, I feel physically sick when my mouth is covered in some girl’s saliva, no matter how much I like this girl, I have never kissed a jelly fish, but I imagine that’s what it would be like.  I will not date her any longer if she kisses like that!

Invisible Kissing

Invisible kissing is another bad way of kissing, have you ever kissed a girl and it’s like your kissing nothing? You can feel their lips on yours, but it’s so light you think, am I really kissing her??? Put a bit of force into your kiss please ladies!

Side Swapper Kissing

I don’t really mind this and it does have it’s advantages.  Side swapper kissing is when you basically swap sides, so let’s say when you begin kissing you tilt your head to the right, as you continue to kiss you gradually work you way around until your head is tilting left, then repeat.

This is particularly good if your girlfriend keeps making you kiss on the wrong side, let’s face it we all have a preference to which side we tilt to when we kiss, so when you both like the same side it’s a pain in the arse and a power struggle ensues!

Just let her have the side she likes then side swap her!

Eye Opener Kissing

The eye opener, ok I don’t like this one, it’s basically when you keep your eyes open when you kiss, it’s quite un-nerving when you don’t expect it!  Now you have read this, the next time you kiss I bet you open your eyes for a little peek!

Butterfly Kissing

The butterfly kisser basically kisses you like a butterfly flaps it’s wings, lots of little light fluttery kisses, very sweet and romantic, I like them!

There is of course a more xxx meaning for butterfly kissing, which is a firm favourite amongst lesbians,  if you don’t know what it is, google it or ask your best lesbian mate!

The Suffocator

The suffocator will literally take your breath away, ramming their tongue down your throat everytime you kiss, not a good idea and will often be met with a gagging effect, you have been warned!

The Grunter

A very embarrassing type of kisser, grunts or moans very loudly when you kiss.

Good idea to stick a sock in her mouth to shut her up a bit or you may get complaints from your neighbours!

The Teeth Kisser

The teeth kisser, will have you running towards your dentist after ever kiss, due to the perpetual banging of both your teeth during your kissing sessions, I often find teeth clashing very embarrassing.

The Hair Messer

The hair messer, these kissers get on my nerves, you will literally look like you have been dragged through a bush backwards, the hair messer’s hand will ruffle your perfectly groomed hair leaving you looking like a mad scientist!

Suck Kissing

This is very seductive kissing, you basically suck on your girlfriend’s top or bottom lip with your own, just for a second or two, then suck the other lip., nice kiss, try it out.

Nip Kissing

Be careful doing this, we don’t want any lesbians being hurt!

While suck kissing you gently bite her lip.

This kiss is a little more intimate and not good for your first time lesbian kiss!

Hoover Kissing

This is a nice playful kiss, simply suck in deeply when you kiss so you are sucking the air from your girlfriend’s mouth, dont suffocate her though.

Long Distance Kissing

No this is not kissing and running!

Just see how long you can kiss for, think it’s easy, try kissing for 10 minutes solid then!

Tongue Sucker

Just suck her tongue, I have never tried this one as it does not really appeal to me, but give it a go if you want to spice up your kissing techniques. Don’t suck too hard though, you don’t want to hurt her.

The blow job

No dicks involved here though ladies!

All you are going to do is gently lick your girlfriends lips with the tip of your tongue then gently blow into their lips, it will cause an amazing little tingling sensation that will have her begging for more.

The Kiss Off

This is a good one to try and see who wins.

Basically you will get as close to kissing as possible, without actually kissing.

So just sit very close to each other, your lips almost touching, arms where you please, but don’t kiss yet!

See who can last the longest without kissing, I am rubbish at this game I always lose, but hey who cares who wins or loses, either way you still get to kiss lots!

Life is too short ladies, have some fun kissing lesbians!

Well that’s a few different types of kissing you can try out, so don’t you dare be doing the same kisses over and over again, give your woman a bit of variety!

It would be a good idea to tell her you read about it on the internet rather than spring all these new kisses on your lesbian lover, because lesbians are suspicious by nature and she might just think you have a hot new lesbian woman teaching you all these new kisses!

Hope you learned some useless facts by reading my blog about lesbian kissing!

Stay Gay, Sally xxx

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