Signs Your Lesbian Ex Girlfriend Wants You Back

Ok, so we pretty much all have a lesbian ex girlfriend right?

But do we really want our lesbian ex girlfriend back?

Hmmmm….

NOPE!

I don’t want ANY of my lesbian ex-girlfriends back and that’s for sure.

However, even though you might not want your ex girlfriend back, that does not mean that she will take her claws out of you!

Now she may not even want you back, but that does not mean you are allowed a new girlfriend, no way, your ex girlfriend is going to try and mess with your head.

She is going to keep dangling you on a string, keep messing with your head, and ultimately keep her claws firmly dug into you.

She will play a cat and mouse game of “she loves me, she loves me not” with you.

She will toy with your affections, make you believe she wants you back then, dump you all over again.

This will go on as long as you allow it to.

Lesbians and ex girlfriends are like dogs with bones, they just wont let go!

Now if you are not sure if your ex girlfriend is trying to mess with your head, I have listed 10 ways below, if you recognise any, then you have a 100% proper head fucking ex…

1. Photos…

They will send you via email, or mobile phone, photos of themselves, this is so you don’t forget what they look like.

As if you could forget!

Worse still they may still send you naked pics or even worse them looking sad!

The photo of your ex girlfriend looking sad or crying even, is emotional black mail, pure and simple.

This is to make you believe that they can’t live without you, they are utterly lost without you.

2. Lez Be Friends…

The next way your lesbian ex girlfriend will stay in your life and keep trying to mess up your head is by staying friends.

She does not want to be your friend, she is simply keeping tracks or tabs on you.

Your ex girlfriend wants to know what your up to, and ultimately wants to stop you moving on.

This is why I NEVER stay friends with an ex, it doesn’t work unless you were perhaps friends before you started your lesbian love affair OR you are forced to stay friends because you hang around with the same circle of friends.

My advice, if you can, cut all ties, don’t text, don’t email, don’t call, don’t do lunch, get away from her!

REMEMBER…AN EX IS AN EX FOR A REASON!

3. Memories, from the corner of my mind…

She is going to use every dirty trick in the book!

She will make you recall memories of you both having fun, she will constantly remind you of the good old days.

She will say “remember that time we went to …”

She will also remind you of “your song” or tell you her favourite song at the moment, which she will say “the lyrics remind me of you” this will compel you to listen to it.

Don’t listen to any songs she likes, it’s all part her plan in getting you back!

Alarm bells should be ringing in your ears, she is totally trying to relive your past together.

4. OMG I need your help…

She is going to have more personal dramas than Britney Spears (whom I totally love!).

Her dog / cat / hamster / budgie / goldfish etc will die.

She will have an accident in her car.

She will lose her job, or be bullied at work.

Your ex girlfriend will use any drama in her life to again pull out the sympathy vote and get you to talk to her.

Girls are very sneaky, trust me!

5. They miss you…

Ok, so we know that your ex girlfriend misses you, but she knows that is not enough to get you back, so she is going to use the power of someone else missing you.

This could be her son / daughter.

Her niece / nephew.

Her dog / cat / goldfish !

Your ex will say that they are asking after you (not the pets unless they are unusually talented!), want to talk to you, miss you etc, again all playing on your soft side, trying to get you back.

6. Previous Plans…

You will no doubt have made plans with your ex girlfriend so she will hold you to them!

That’s why I freak out when making plans with a girl, there is always a little voice at the back of my mind saying “you might not be with her in xxx amount of days”.

If you make plans it’s hard to break them, especially if you have arranged:

To attend a concert / gig

Go on holiday

She will also use birthdays against you by saying she already bought a gift etc.

I warned you didn’t I, lesbians are so so sneaky, be on you guard at all times!

She will insist you still carry out these plans, and you are lumbered with seeing her again.

Don’t make plans!!!

7. Turning Over A New Leaf…

She will change everything about herself that you ever hated, so she will:

Stop smoking

Stop drinking

Stop cheating

Stop being inconsiderate

Stop being a bitch!

Oh look, a flying pig just flew past my window!!!

Your ex girlfriend will basically revamp herself to the person you always wanted her to be.

But it’s just an act to get you back, once you have went back, everything shall revert to the way it was and the same problems will crop up time and time again.

She will do her absolute best to convince you that she is a changed woman!

But just as a leopard cannot change it’s spots neither can a lesbian.

8. Stalking You…

Yes, if all else fails she will stalk you.

She will amazingly turn up everywhere that you are!

You will feel like she has stole your blackberry and knows your every move.

She will act surprised to see you, but we both know she knew you would be there.

Your ex girlfriend will need help in stalking you, she will use…

Your family

Your friends

Your work mates

ANYONE WHO KNOWS YOU!

So beware of the ex turning up anytime you go out.

Be particularly aware of her trying to bump into you when you are drunk, she knows her chances of getting back with you when you are drunk are highly increased!

She also knows that she has a much better chance of getting you back in bed if you are drunk, let’s face it us lesbians love love love sex, and if we have not had it in a while, and it’s there on a plate we will take it 69 times out of 10!

Stay away from your ex girlfriend if you are drunk.

Don’t have sex with her, no drunk texting, no drunk dialing, no nothing do you hear me!

Your lesbian ex girlfriend will also use social media to stalk you by constantly monitoring your:

Bebo

Myspace

Facebook

Twitter

MSN / Yahoo / AOL Instant messenger

God help you if she knows any of your logins / passwords because she will also read all your emails etc etc.

Never give a girlfriend your logins / passwords, and if you have, go change them right now!!!

9. The Green Eyed Monster…

She is going to try and make you jealous, yes she is, the devious lil witch that she is.

Your lesbian ex girlfriend might…

Get a hot new girlfriend

Get the car you always wanted

Buy a puppy

Get tickets to a concert of your favourite singer / act etc.

Anything you ever talked about wanting, she will get just to try and get her claws back into you!

10. They are over you, are or they?

This is a clever little plan where your ex girlfriend will have tried every thing above and still not have you, so she will resort to pretending she is over you.

But secretly, she is just waiting to pounce!

She wants you to let your guard down, feel safe and secure before she makes one last bid for your heart!

Your ex girlfriend will get a new girlfriend, everything will seem fine, you will breath a sigh of relief until…

She starts to compare you to the new love.

She will say her new girlfriend is not as good in bed, doesn’t kiss as good as you, does not treat her as good as you, this is all leading to one statement…

“I should have never let you go”.

So never let your guard down, stay aware at all times, and hopefully, one day, you will get rid of your lesbian ex girlfriend!

I have been with enough girls to spot the signs now, so I feel like my head cannot be messed about anymore, thank god!

When you split up with a lesbian they go through stages of getting you back, these rotate regularly.

One minute she will be crying and telling you how much she loves, misses and needs you.

The next minute she will be screaming and shouting at you, calling you every bad name she can think of!

Pink - Please Don’t Leave Me…

You may know the lyrics of one of Pink’s songs “Please don’t leave me”, the lyrics say:

How did I become so obnoxious, what is it with you that makes me act like this, I’ve never been this nasty!

Now lesbians, do this, they blame you for them being mean!

Next Pink sings…

Can’t you tell this is all just a contest, the one that wins will be the one who hits the hardest, but baby I don’t mean it…

Again typical lesbian in a break-up, she will say the most nasty hurtful things to you, trying to hit you where it hurts, because she hurts so much.

And I believe they don’t mean it, but sometimes saying sorry does not cut it, sometimes your ex girlfriend will say stuff that you can never forgive her for.

They do say you always hurt the ones you love, the reason is because people you love will put up with your shit.

But when someone does not love you anymore, they won’t put up with your shit any longer, one day, they will leave you for good.

That is basically what has happened with your ex girlfriend, she just dished up too much shit to you, and you decided to walk away.

But remember she is desperate and will try every single thing she can to get you back, but don’t go back, I am sure you deserve much better.

Be strong, move on and find someone better.

Stay gay,

Sally x

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