Signs Your Lesbian Ex Girlfriend Wants You Back

Ok, so we pretty much all have a lesbian ex girlfriend right?

But do we really want our lesbian ex girlfriend back?

Hmmmm….

NOPE!

I don’t want ANY of my lesbian ex-girlfriends back and that’s for sure.

However, even though you might not want your ex girlfriend back, that does not mean that she will take her claws out of you!

Now she may not even want you back, but that does not mean you are allowed a new girlfriend, no way, your ex girlfriend is going to try and mess with your head.

She is going to keep dangling you on a string, keep messing with your head, and ultimately keep her claws firmly dug into you.

She will play a cat and mouse game of “she loves me, she loves me not” with you.

She will toy with your affections, make you believe she wants you back then, dump you all over again.

This will go on as long as you allow it to.

Lesbians and ex girlfriends are like dogs with bones, they just wont let go!

Now if you are not sure if your ex girlfriend is trying to mess with your head, I have listed 10 ways below, if you recognise any, then you have a 100% proper head fucking ex…

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“Lesbians, Lies and Dirty Lovebites”

This week I would like to blog about glasgow lesbians, their dirty lies and filthy lovebites!

Ok hands up which of you lesbians have had a big dirty lovebite…shame on you!

I can picture Heather sitting in front of her pc holding up her hand cos she has a big dirty love bite courtesy of her gf Kelly!

Shame on you two!!!

So according to wikipedia a love bite is:

A love-bite is a temporary bruise or mark caused by kissing, sucking or biting the skin forcefully enough to burst blood vessels beneath the skin.

Love-bites typically last from four to twelve days and may be treated in the same way as other bruises.

The terms hickey (hicky, or hickie) or shagger is often applied to a love-bite on the neck area.

Love-bites can be a purple like color similar to other types of contusions, or a cluster of Red speckles.

According to Glasgow Lesbians a love bite is:

BLOODY MINGING!

How can you possibly think a big dirty love bite has anything to do with love!

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