Just a quickie this week because we all know that lesbians love a quickie!
This week I would like you to tell me, using the comments box below, if you are a LOST or FOUND lesbian…
YOU CAN ALSO WIN A PRIZE SO READ ON…
You see, I have recently been the victim of a drunken night out where I lost my “poof” bag, as my best buddy Margo calls it, (she can call it anything she wants cos she bought me it at the Trafford Centre in Manchester).
Now, luckily, I only had a cd inside the bag (Kelly Clarkson’s new one) that I had bought Lee-Anne, tbh (to be honest) I was freaking out a little bit about giving her the cd because it’s called “All I Ever Wanted” and I didn’t want her taking that the wrong way obviously!
But anyway, I lost my bag, so I guess I come under the LOST lesbian category.
You cannot call yourself a lost lesbian, if it has only happened once!
It has to be on at least 3 occasions that you have lost something personal, and no Steph losing your virginity does not count, we have all lost that drunk!
So here is a quick list of things I have lost when I have been out and seriously under the influence of alcohol (namely blue sourz shots, which I cannot handle at all):
This week’s blog post is a little late, because my attention is elsewhere at the moment, but we wont go into that right now!
Although I share lots of my lesbian experiences with you, I do actually have to keep some stuff to myself.
Ok, so this week I am talking to you about buying a dildo / vibrator / sex toy, whatever you like to call it.
I was actually looking online last week for buying a dildo, which made me recall the first time I bought one which I will tell you about a little later on…