A Real Life Happy Lesbian Couple In Love

Hello ladies (and the odd man!)

Well I have not made a post on the blog for a while because I met this Britney look-a-like and she has had me tied to a bed for a week, not!

I actually had to move house, because my old lease ran out, and it has been a hectic time for me, I had to do a “midnight flit” so to speak, and I didn’t have an internet connection for over a week, my god it almost killed me!

Not only did I have no internet, my ex Emma, had recently split up with her gf and decided to have a go at fucking with my head again, so I had no option but to change my mobile number too!

That girl can never phone me again, so let that finally be the end of it!

How I survived with no mobile phone and no internet I will never know.

But thanks to the best mobile network in the world (o2) I had my phone working within 24 hours again, and the lovely girl on the phone didn’t even charge me to change my number either.

I think she took pity on me because I said my witch of an Ex wouldn’t leave me alone!

I don’t want to rant too much about 02 but they need a mention because thanks to 02 I got my Britney Spears tickets wooooooooooooooo!

02 has a special website where you can get concert tickets etc on priority, before everyone else, if you have an 02 contract you can sign up by clicking here.

So thanks to my trusty 02 Nokia phone, that the lovely Nicky got me, I was at least able to go on the internet sometimes.

Nicky and Jo both work in 02 shops, Nicky is at the Argyle Street Branch and Jo is the Assistant Manager (I think thats her new job title but I might be wrong!) of the Braehead branch.

If you need a new mobile phone with a great deal, go see one of them, they will sort you out.

Don’t be mistaken to think that these two girls are just shop assistants, in fact both have graduated from College / Uni and are extremely clever.

They are simply doing what they can right now so they can save up and buy their own place rather than renting.

That’s another reason I like them, they are not lezy sorry lazy dole dossers, they are trying to make something of their lives.

So, these 2 girls are who I want to talk about this week because they are my absolute favourite lesbian couple.

I did ask Nicky and Jo for their permission before I wrote about them, I wouldn’t just post photos etc if I didn’t ask first, so all you closet lesbians can stop panicking now, I am not going to “out” you!

They are my favourite lesbian couple for so many reasons, they don’t argue, they don’t fight, they don’t cheat, they don’t lie and they don’t head fuck either.

I am sure you have seen many lesbian couples end their relationships, or have one of those horrible on off lesbian relationships, or worst still, where all they do is cheat on each other behind their backs!

Jo and Nicky are not like this, in all the time I have know them, not once have I heard them say a bad word about each other, bitch about each other or more importantly cheat on each other.

How refreshing is that, a lesbian couple who are actually, truly in love.

A genuine, real life lesbian love story awwwwww!

So here is a photo of the happy lesbian couple

Jo and Nicky on Holiday In Turkey

But it wasn’t all plain sailing for them, Jo actually started seeing Nicky, behind her then gf’s back. I don’t remember Jo’s ex girlfriend’s name, so let’s call her Chesney!

It does sound kinda bad, but like Jo was saying in Dels the other night, she has, like me, cheated on every single person she has been with.

But when she met Nicky, and finally got rid of Chesney, she has never cheated since.

I love this!

And the reason I love it is that it gives me hope, I have always firmly believed that when I meet the right woman, my own cheating will stop.

Jo said that being with Nicky is different and she doesn’t have any reason to cheat now.

I suppose I aspire to find my own Jo or Nicky, or to at least have the same type of relationship that they have, I can honestly see them growing old and gray together, although I do suspect they might have some gray already!

(It shows up under the Polo strobe lights ha ha ha, just kidding you two, so don’t run down to Superdrug for some more “Nice n Easy” hair colour!).

The other day I was chatting to my cheeky buddy Heather on MSN, Heather is another lovely lesbian (but she does have a very strange twang!) and I asked her who she fancied most out of Jo and Heather, she declined to comment.

I am not scared to say I fancy them both!

They know I do anyway because I always tell them!

I don’t see anything wrong in fancying people, in fact, I would say every single person on the planet has at least one quality about them that would make people fancy them.

Just because you fancy someone doesn’t mean you want to dive into the nearest bed, car or alley way with them!

Although there is certain Alley Way that I do know Jo uses ha ha!

Perhaps my use of the word “fancy” is not a good word to use, I think it’s more admiration for the type of people that Jo and Nicky are.

I remember the first time I met them in Delmonicas or Dels as it is know, it’s a mixed gay / lesbian / whatever pub in Glasgow. I was with my other buddy Margo, and she introduced me to them.

Nicky was just all smiles as usual and she talks one hundred miles an hour, Jo is the silent strong type. But both of them were lovely and smiley so I instantly liked them both.

They are actually very different personality wise, and at first I didn’t even know they were a couple, they are not those touchy feely type lesbian couples, well not in public.

I am not a big fan of PDA’s (Public Displays of Affection) I believe there is a time and place for some hanky panky! I’m not a prude, but seriously when two of your mates are standing right beside you, snogging the faces of each other, it’s just not right!

There are definitely some things you just don’t need to see.

Your mates swapping spit is high up on my list of things I don’t want to see, ever!

Anyway enough about me and my weird and wonderful ways, let’s get back to Jo Jo and Nicky.

Jo is this really strong person, not strong as in pumping iron, I mean an inner strength, she is just so outwardly confident and I think she is actually that confident inside too.

She is damn sexy with her new hair cut too, she upped her game when she became my Bebo other half!

She seems so content with her life and it’s as if she knows what her purpose is.

Most lesbians seem to wander aimlessly through life, not knowing what they are doing, or where they are going, but not Jo Jo, she is a girl with a mission.

I have a lot of respect for Jo x

Jo told me the other night that when she came out to her Mum and Dad, they actually kicked her out of the house, right there and then.

She had to live in Homeless Accommodation, which must have been so tough for her, perhaps this is why she is such a strong person today.

What doesn’t kill you can only make you stronger they do say.

In contrast, Nicky is this hyperactive, smiley and bubby personality, when you meet Nicky you simply can’t help but smile!

She is possibly the sweetest girl I have ever met.

I don’t know what happened to Nicky when she came out, but if I remember correctly, her Mum was ok about it, but if I am wrong, Nicky can make a post below and tell all.

Although they do sound like chalk and cheese, they gel together really well.

I once went to their house for dinner, Nicky made me a lovely Spanish Chicken dish with rice, it was really nice actually I was quite surprised!

This was the first time I had seen them sober, not that they are always drunk, it’s just I had only ever met them together at the lesbian pub or clubs in Glasgow.

I don’t think I have ever laughed so much in one night, they are seriously the funniest couple ever!

I reckon they should have a Nicky and Jo Jo show because they are a classic double act.

Bring on the Nicky and Jo show please!

Have you ever met a couple that finish off each others stories and sentences, a couple who seem telepathically connected?

That is exactly what Jo and Nicky are like, they are literally connected in some weird but lovely way.

Nicky will begin to tell you something, then Jo continues it, then Nicky finishes it.

It’s like one person has told you the story, it’s hard to explain and something you really need to see for yourself.

And they eat like horses!

I am not talking about a little snack here, it’s like constant eating all day long.

To look at the pair of them you would never know, they both have well fit bodies, bitches that they are!

I am still waiting on my fitness plan from Nicky, hence the lack of fitness on my own body!

They do say eat often and little to maintain a healthy weight, and this certainly works for those two.

After my many dreams of a 3 some, I finally I get them into bed…

I did have the opportunity to lie on their bed, but not for a 3 some, more like a 50 some!

I got on the bed after all the “me 2 you bears” had been cleared off it and some teddy thing that Nicky has had since she was a little girl.

They were showing me some old photos, well most of them were of Jo younger, it was hilarious and we discussed how dykes never seem to look nice in a dress for some strange reason.

They always look awkward, I understand that feeling, because I felt that way myself.

Dykes and Dresses, just don’t do it, ok!

I am not saying all lesbians are like this, but sometimes it just looks like something out of a circus, when you see a dyke in a dress, and some of them could give the “Bearded Lady” from the Circus a run for her money too, did Bic Razors drastically increase in price or what???

I have to make a comment about all the panties too!

They will probably kill me for it, but the radiator must have had like 5000 pairs of girls’ underwear on it.

In their defence, they were living in a small flat with another person, so space was limited, and after I left their flat (with bulging pockets) there was only 4998 pairs of knickers left on the radiator anyway!

Before I finish this post about my fav lesbian couple, I have to mention their hairy pussies.

Jo’s pussy is big and hairy.

Nicky’s pussy is small with less hair.

And they even have names for them, yep, they are called Thunder and Storm.

For those of you with your minds in the gutter (beside mine) no it’s not their nicknames for their lady parts, it’s their real life cats.

Well I suspect one is actually a dog in a cat’s body because it was trying to bite me!

The cats are brother and sister, and both are a bit mental, not surprising really considering the environment they live in!

There is a photo of the two cats below, they are only kittens then, and even though I am not a cat person, I prefers dogs (that’s usually what I date haha) I do think these little cats are quite cute.

Thunder and Storm Kittens

Well I am not sure what else I can say about Nicky and Jo, other than they are a lovely pair of girls and I think they are a match made in heaven.

They give us single, hurt, head-fucked lesbians hope that one day, we too shall find a love like theirs.

I am not sure if they will ever get “married” but I did steal this photo from Jo’s Bebo, so here is what Nicky and Jo getting married could look like, I am not sure about that dodgy Priest though haha!

Jo and Nicky - The Lesbian Wedding

Take care,

Sally x

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