I was sitting, well lying in my bed most of the day today, nursing a slightly annoying hangover, not a bad one, just one of those over-tired hangovers.
The hangover or over-tiredness was due to being out last night with my friend Steph, we met about 7.30pm in DELS (Delmonicas) which is a mixed gay pub in Glasgow.
It was quite quiet at the start of the night so we only had a couple in there, I was on the “half” lagers, I never have liked drinking a BIG PINT all to myself, it’s not because my hands are so small that I can’t hold a pint glass, I just feel like a dick with a big pint.
The thing is no one likes buying me a half pint of lager because they feel stupid, you can’t win!
Half lagers were all I was drinking because I didn’t want to get as drunk as I did the last (few) times I had been out. I am still nursing a big bruise on the back of my shoulder from falling down the last few steps of the Polo (Mixed Gay Nightclub in Glasgow) stairs.
Ouch, it still really hurts, I told Steph last night about it, and she asked what bit hurt, when I pointed to it, she proceeded to jab the sore part repeatedly with her big boney finger!
Thanks for that Steph!
Anyway, I am sick of waking up in agony from scrapes and falls so I was determined I would not neck every alcoholic drink I could get my hands on, and instead have a nice sober(ish) night out for once.
How to tell when to End Lesbian Relationships, the signs…
Ok, so you are in a Lesbian relationship and you can’t tell if or when it should end right?
Well, I know a few tell tale signs that should make you want to end your girl on girl lesbian relationship.
(I am truly sorry for always saying lesbian but I need to rank high in the mighty GOOGLE!)
Ok, back to ending a lesbian relationship…
I am not saying it is easy, and nor is it a nice thing to do, lesbian, gay or straight, dumping someone is never going to feel good.
There will never be a right time, it’s now or never…
Perhaps the romance is dead?
Or there is no lesbian sex going on?
Maybe your cheating?
Maybe you want to cheat?
Or perhaps you feel suffocated, and you can’t go on any longer?
Boredom!
Maybe you are just so bored out your brains, you would rather die than drag this tired, shitty relationship on any longer!
Used?
Maybe you just feel used, and unappreciated, etc etc.
There are a million and ONE reasons you just want to GTF out of your relationship.
(GTF = Get The Fuck)
I cannot gauge how your relationship is going, I rely on my own lesbian experiences, and they are few and far between, surprising considering how hot I am, not!
Now you could, of course, base your relationship on that of a close friend’s, which is never a good idea, no lesbian couples are the same.
Well I have not made a post on the blog for a while because I met this Britney look-a-like and she has had me tied to a bed for a week, not!
I actually had to move house, because my old lease ran out, and it has been a hectic time for me, I had to do a “midnight flit” so to speak, and I didn’t have an internet connection for over a week, my god it almost killed me!
Not only did I have no internet, my ex Emma, had recently split up with her gf and decided to have a go at fucking with my head again, so I had no option but to change my mobile number too!
That girl can never phone me again, so let that finally be the end of it!
How I survived with no mobile phone and no internet I will never know.
But thanks to the best mobile network in the world (o2) I had my phone working within 24 hours again, and the lovely girl on the phone didn’t even charge me to change my number either.
I think she took pity on me because I said my witch of an Ex wouldn’t leave me alone!
I don’t want to rant too much about 02 but they need a mention because thanks to 02 I got my Britney Spears tickets wooooooooooooooo!
02 has a special website where you can get concert tickets etc on priority, before everyone else, if you have an 02 contract you can sign up by clicking here.
So thanks to my trusty 02 Nokia phone, that the lovely Nicky got me, I was at least able to go on the internet sometimes.
Nicky and Jo both work in 02 shops, Nicky is at the Argyle Street Branch and Jo is the Assistant Manager (I think thats her new job title but I might be wrong!) of the Braehead branch.
If you need a new mobile phone with a great deal, go see one of them, they will sort you out.
Don’t be mistaken to think that these two girls are just shop assistants, in fact both have graduated from College / Uni and are extremely clever.
They are simply doing what they can right now so they can save up and buy their own place rather than renting.
That’s another reason I like them, they are not lezy sorry lazy dole dossers, they are trying to make something of their lives.
So, these 2 girls are who I want to talk about this week because they are my absolute favourite lesbian couple.
I did ask Nicky and Jo for their permission before I wrote about them, I wouldn’t just post photos etc if I didn’t ask first, so all you closet lesbians can stop panicking now, I am not going to “out” you!
They are my favourite lesbian couple for so many reasons, they don’t argue, they don’t fight, they don’t cheat, they don’t lie and they don’t head fuck either.
I am sure you have seen many lesbian couples end their relationships, or have one of those horrible on off lesbian relationships, or worst still, where all they do is cheat on each other behind their backs!
Jo and Nicky are not like this, in all the time I have know them, not once have I heard them say a bad word about each other, bitch about each other or more importantly cheat on each other.
How refreshing is that, a lesbian couple who are actually, truly in love.