Glasgow Lesbians and The Monkey Mentality

(This is not just associated with Glasgow Lesbians!)

Ok, so what is the Monkey Mentality?

Well I was speaking with my friend Paul a while ago, one night I was on a back-shift at my old work, and the perv that he is, he always liked to ask me how my love life was going.

Not because he was interested but because it turned him on, his words not mine!

I actually hate the word “semi” for many MANY REASONS!

I am not sure why guys always seem to think two girls getting it on is so sexy?

Ok, I do know two lesbians getting it on IS sexy, but I am not sure why he or any other guy on the planet does, because basically most lesbians wouldn’t want a guy watching never mind joining in!

I am rambling again, and yes, I do… do this in person, especially drunk, I never shut up.

So back to the Lesbian Monkey Mentality!

I have never watched a lesbian swinging through a tree, but if there are any naked lesbians out there who would like to show me a demo, feel free to email me wink wink.

Now I have seen a monkey swinging on a tree, and yes it was a naked monkey too haha!

But if you watch a monkey on a tree, when it is swinging, it will never let go of one branch until it has hold of another branch.

Sally!

What on earth does a monkey have in common with a lesbian?

Well I had been talking to Paul about lesbian girls and how some of the ones with a girlfriend can be so flirty that it goes much further than fun.

Before any of my friends think I am talking about them, I AM NOT!

It’s someone else!

Please stop being paranoid!

My blog is just a bit of fun!

So I was telling Paul about these flirty girls, and how you never quite know if they are actually just flirting or if they want to have a relationship / fling / one night stand with you etc.

And Paul said…

It’s the Monkey Mentality.

To explain:

The Lesbian Monkey Mentality simply means that a lesbian girl wont let go of her girlfriend until she is sure she has another girlfriend.

Like the monkey swinging through the trees, until it’s sure it has something else in it’s grasp, it wont let go of the old branch!

I thought this was possibly the funniest thing Paul had ever said, funny and true!

I have seen so many lesbians end relationships, long term and short term, because they met someone new!

They had been perfectly happy in a relationship, but as soon as another “branch” or lesbian comes along, they let go of the old lesbian partner and start to swing with the new!

I am not saying there is anything wrong with the monkey mentality, in fact I just think so many lesbians are terrified of being alone they end up staying in relationships that don’t work just to avoid being lonely.

I mean seriously, wouldn’t you rather be single and happy, rather than with someone who makes you unhappy, or doesn’t “do it” for you?

You need to be seriously desperate to stay in an unhappy relationship!

There are so many lesbians in unhappy relationships and that’s why I believe there is so much cheating!

Because these lesbians are not truly happy, as soon as someone (new branch) shows them some attention, they are off like a bullet!

Well that’s my take on the “Lesbian Monkey Mentality”!

• Are you a lesbian monkey?

• Are you waiting on the next branch?

I sincerely hope not, because sometimes those new branches snap, and there is no going back to the old one you let it go!

Ok, technically lesbians do tend to go back and forth between lovers, I see it all the time, but once you cheat, the damage is done and it is never quite the same ever again.

If you feel the need to cheat, dump your girlfriend rather than cheat!

Cruel to be kind and all that!!!

But don’t dive into bed with the next branch!

Take some time, make up your mind that this is what you truly want.

It will be much easier for an ex lover to forgive you if you have not done the dirty, and the trust will be damaged but not completely shattered.

A relationship without trust will never EVER work believe me I know.

Well I am off to the woods now to look for some swinging naked lesbians, might see you there!

Sally x

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