(This is not just associated with Glasgow Lesbians!)
Ok, so what is the Monkey Mentality?
Well I was speaking with my friend Paul a while ago, one night I was on a back-shift at my old work, and the perv that he is, he always liked to ask me how my love life was going.
Not because he was interested but because it turned him on, his words not mine!
I actually hate the word “semi” for many MANY REASONS!
I am not sure why guys always seem to think two girls getting it on is so sexy?
Ok, I do know two lesbians getting it on IS sexy, but I am not sure why he or any other guy on the planet does, because basically most lesbians wouldn’t want a guy watching never mind joining in!
I am rambling again, and yes, I do… do this in person, especially drunk, I never shut up.
So back to the Lesbian Monkey Mentality!
I have never watched a lesbian swinging through a tree, but if there are any naked lesbians out there who would like to show me a demo, feel free to email me wink wink.
11 Ways To Come Out As A Lesbian By Glasgow Lesbian Author
Ok, so we all know how difficult it can be coming out as Gay or Lesbian.
Even in this day and age, being gay / lesbian or bi-sexual still has some stigma attached to it.
Although the world has become a more gay or lesbian friendly place, many people are still very bigoted and refuse to accept homosexuality.
But the more people that come out as being gay the better, when people who are narrow minded about sexuality are confronted with a loved one, or friend being gay, their views are challenged and often changed.
Being Gay does not mean the death sentence, well not in the UK it doesn’t and if this type of sentence applies anywhere worldwide, then we should all do everything we can to stop homosexual gay or lesbian persecution.
After all, if God created us this way, then who are we to argue?
None of us made a choice at birth to be gay or lesbian, just like “straight” people, we simply find the same sex has more attractive features than the opposite sex.
As a Glasgow Lesbian, living somewhat in the dark ages, I did struggle to come out, but I got there in the end.
I hope you find the courage and or inspiration to come out as a Lesbian too.
So here are my top eleven ways to come out as a Lesbian:
Many of you who know me, will know that a certain English Girl broke my heart.
She was 7 years my junior and after her, I vowed I would never:
1. Date an English Girl
2. Date a girl younger than me.
I did kinda stick to my plan, well the no “English” Girls part, for a little while!
You see after my heartbreak, I started dating a girl 13 years younger than me, and it really was an accident!
Not an accident dating her, Kirsty was her name, but an accident how we met.
I had just been to the Glasgow Gay Pub “Polo” and had drank way too much as usual!
Now if you have ever been out in Glasgow, not just the Glasgow Lesbian Scene, you will know it is a complete and utter nightmare trying to get home.
There is just no way on earth you can ever get a Taxi without waiting at least an hour, so although I can’t stand buses, I often get one home to East Kilbride.
So I am at the Bus Stop waiting for the East Kilbride Bus, and a girl starts chatting to me, Kirsty.
She asked me where I had been and I said I had been to Polo, and she said so had she!
Buses to East Kilbride are not regular, so we spent quite a bit of time chatting, which I didn’t mind because Kirsty was quite cute, she smelled lovely and because I was cold she gave me her scarf to keep me warm.
I thought this was really sweet!
To be honest, I was sooooo drunk I don’t really remember what we talked about, but I do recall kissing her in the bus stop, how romantic eh?
I don’t every do P.D.A’s (Public Displays of Affection) not because I am embarrassed at being a lesbian, but simply because I get embarrassed in public and don’t particularly want to be the center of anyone’s attention or remarks!
I am not quite sure why Kirsty liked me, she was a hot young lesbian, and I was an old lesbian, but she seemed quite taken with me, so who was I to argue.